A Day in the Mind of Chris Burzlaff

The new and improved daily adventures and incomprehensible ramblings of my life.

Sunday, January 18, 2004

"You mean...."
"Yes! This entire murder has been… catered."


"Alright we’ll take turns. You look over the first dead naked body that we find and I’ll look over the second."


"Man who argue with cow-on-wall is like train with no wheels, very soon get nowhere."
"Oh be quiet I’m sick of your fortune cookies!"
"Man who is sick of fortune cookies been to too many Chinese restaurants."


"I’m not a Frenchy! I’m a Belgiey!"


--Murder By Death
 

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