Joke of the Day

So I went to Dance Club this week and was talking with one of the instructors who was telling me a story about how he accidently left his bag open last week when walking back to the car from the lesson in the pouring rain. Apparently a puddle formed in the bottom of his bag and he didn't notice it until a couple days later. Unfortunately the paycheck we gave him for teaching was in the bag and got soaked as well. When he finally noticed it, he thought he could carefully take the check out and set it out to dry; however, when he touched it, it fell apart in his hands. So I looked at him and said, "Well, talk about liquidating your assets!"