Sundae Massacre

As a change of pace from my typical Tuesday evening, usually involving watching "Scrubs" and "The Office" back-to-back, I joined forces with a band of fellow hooligans and conducted myself in war. Now this wasn't your typical water balloon fight or even close to those bubble fights you tried to have with yourself while taking bubble baths. Seven of us college kids put on war paint and walked to one of the small parks in the middle of campus around 10pm armed with whipped cream, shaving cream, chocolate syrup and a tub of ice cream. Once there, each of us grabbed a different weapon; I was left with the tub of ice cream. And so we instigated an all out melee of chaos.

I must say that throwing handfuls of semi-melted ice cream at people is fun at first until your hands start to freeze off. This was one of the craziest, most spontaneous things I've done since I've been in college, and I'm glad it happened before I graduated. Needless to say we all ended up covered in head to toe with black and white goop everywhere. I even got a handful of shaving cream shoved in my left ear. Fortunately the campus sprinkler systems kicked on after we ran out of ammunition, so we washed up a bit before completely jumping into one of the fountains on campus. I then sloshed home still feeling a bit sticky and looking forward to a good hot shower. And to think, I almost passed it all up for TV....