Whizzin'

Recently the fluorescent lights in the bathroom here at work have been struggling to completely illuminate once the light switch has been thrown. So half of the time when you're going to the bathroom it feels like you're in line for the Space Mountain ride after having too many pineapple smoothies. I don't know why that analogy pops into my head, but there is just a faint glow in the darkness as you close the door so the whole room has that blacklight aura. And for some reason I feel a little uncomfortable peeing into a urinal in the dark. Maybe it's the fact that I hear the same sound whether I'm actually hitting the urinal or the wall next to the urinal.