Who's Hamming It Up?

My supervisor informed me last Friday that he wants me to join him and some fellow employees in going to a reliability convention in Chicago in April right after my birthday. He told me that the organization putting this on is called MARTS, and that if I did a websearch using that as my keyword, I could find out more information on the program. So I Googled “MARTS” and hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button. The site that opened was the “Malaysian Amateur Radio Transmitters’ Society.” Somehow, I don’t think this is the reliability summit my supervisor was telling me about. Frankly, I'm surprised that this organization is popular enough to be the first choice for that search.