Official Lame Joke Contest Winner

The jokes are in, the votes have been tallied and I successfully made others stoop to my level by giving in to bad jokes. There were a few great entries submitted late, which made the final decision difficult. I've decided to give the winner 2 Chris points and the runner-up 1 Chris point (which are quite valuable these days in Japan), so without further ado:

Runner-Up:
Q: What was it called when Hitler tangled his shoe lace?
A: A Nazi!
Submitted by Kevin Lively

Grand Prize Winner:
A lumberjack walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
The bartender looked at him and said, "I'm sorry, we don't serve lagers."
Submitted by Amanda Donev

Congratulations to these two "lame-o's"! All other submitted jokes can be seen below. Thanks to all who participated and perhaps you may get another shot to earn Chris points!

becklarue: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
A man fell into a puddle of mud.
Want to hear a clean joke?
He took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles was his neighbor.

fontalonz: So this guy walks into a bar... (OUCH!)

ColebaltBlue: An academic wondered if a bather is more beautiful in the forest if there is none to admire her. To find out he hid in the bushes to watch her which violated his premise but made him happy.
ColebaltBlue: Moral of the story: empiricism is more fun than speculation

ELIZIZ: Yea, why did the woman cross the road?
ELIZIZ: Well, what I want to know is what the bitch is doing out of the kitchen...

MerrieLuSangerin: Why did the frog cross the road?
MerrieLuSangerin: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

stars1683: You're lame
stars1683: That's my lame joke
stars1683: Lame like your mom

Adam : Is that an oscilliscope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

And of course my contribution (which is sooo good it didn't count):

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender turns to it and says, "I'm sorry we don't serve mushrooms here" to which the mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"