A Day in the Mind of Chris Burzlaff

The new and improved daily adventures and incomprehensible ramblings of my life.

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

I hate my computer

Have I mentioned recently how much I hate my computer? I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate it. Bah!

Monday, April 26, 2004

Another Quickie

It's going to be another one of those weeks. One of those weeks where I won't get much sleep and will get a lot of work done. But when it's over with, I'll be sitting pretty. Just gotta make it through Friday....

So to entertain yourselves throughout the week, I've made some of my own brand of George W. comics. Create your own today!

Thursday, April 22, 2004

A Few Updates...



So I know that I've been slacking on my postings, but the longer one goes without posting the more stuff occurs that deserves posting and it all just piles up. Then you have to start finding both the time and the effort for a longer post and the whole thing perpetuates into one big mess. Its sort of like doing dishes.... which reminds me.... The other part of it is that I've been writing so many confounded reports and papers these past few weeks that the idea of sitting in front of a computer and writing some more loses its appeal. But I'm back for now and with several updates:

Update #1: As I'm sure most of my fellow readers are aware of, my 21st birthday was last Friday; and no I did not get wasted. Instead my family came down and we spent the evening together. Now that's not to say I didn't have anything to drink. On advice from the waiter at the Yardhouse, I received a half-yard Gosser Dark. For those of you who don't know, a half-yard is a glass that is literally a half-yard long! They do sell full yards which come with their own stands to hold them, and I swear you'd have to stand up to drink one of those! I ended up drinking the entire yard and afterwards felt slightly disconnected but still functional. I'd say I was just a step below buzzed.

Saturday night was a real treat when I went out to dinner with several friends from the LA area and had an all around great night! I did pound out a few more drinks, as per the request of my friends, some of whom wanted to get me full on drunk, but that didn't fortunately happen since I did have to drive back home! All in all, it was a pretty good birthday and once school ends I'll get more of my birthday treats. So far though, I got the "Kill Bill" DVD and another one is on its way.

Update #2: As I mentioned in a previous post I wanted to sing the part of the Major General in "I Am The Very Model Of A Major General". So one day in class, we were rehearsing the choral part of the song when Dr. Gothold looked at me and asked if I wanted to take a go at it. So essentially this was my audition. He asked me what tempo I wanted to go at, and I told him to go as fast as he desired. He smiled and I smiled back, cause I knew I could handle whatever he threw at me. So we started and I sang through the entire thing, and when it was all done I got the biggest applause from the choir! Needless to say, I had the part then and there. In fact when I still sing the solo, people still applaud when its over (and not because they were glad it was over, though that is perhaps a possibility). Also I was informed today that I get to dance during the parts that I'm not singing! Our concert is Friday evening, April 30th on the USC campus and believe me it will be one you wouldn't want to miss!

Update #3: Classes officially end a week from tomorrow. Let me repeat that, SCHOOL'S OVER IN A WEEK! Now this statement isn't entirely true, because I have to stay around an extra week for my one final and to finish up a couple of my other projects. Everything will be coming down to the wire. One project that I am particularly proud of is our Lego robot goalie we're building for the Robosoccer we'll be playing. Thanks to some of the Legos I brought from home, we now have a fully functional Pirate ship goalie. The TA was kind enough to let us embellish on the size requirements a bit and as such, we've got a huge monolith with a full mast and sails, canons, anchor, a dingy in the back, and wenches to hold our camera! And it also works (surprise)! We'll be holding our competition in the California Science Center across the street from campus on Thursday, May 6th starting at around noon. People are welcome to come so if anyone wants to come and watch let me know and I can give more accurate details. There will also be cameras there so hopefully our ship will make it on TV.

I think this post is long enough, so I will end here for now and hopefully update a bit more in the next few days. On a final note, I stumbled across a website for Evil Dead: The Musical! I don't think I need to say anything else....

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

A quick post

I've got lots to talk about, but it's later than I wanted it to be right now, so I'll post tomorrow. I just wanted to let you all know that I'm still surviving and "staying alive".

Friday, April 09, 2004

An Actual Post

Prof. Ronney: Ok, let me put it this way: how many of you had electrons for breakfast?
Me: (to Lindsay) Sorry, I'm strictly on a proton only diet. It's just like Atkins, only with protons.

So it's been awhile since I've made a real post on this thing and not just a quick comment here or there. Now, it's been a busy time since I got back from Spring Break and each week proves to be more difficult than the one before. For example lets do a little "Weekly Chris Math":

1 26 page typed progress report
+1 18 page typed technical description of a retractable ballpoint pen
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=1 very tired and sleep deprived boy.

Now I'm not saying that 44 typed pages in a week is bad.... No, wait that's exactly what I'm saying. And of course its only going to get worse before it gets better, but on a positive note, I only have to last for a couple more weeks.

I found out that I'll have a Heat Transfer test on my birthday. That'll be the way to ring my 21ster. Maybe I can be excused because it is my birthday. Hmmm.....

On a lighter note, we had an excellent choir tour that was fun but too short. Now in choir we are learning entirely new music to be sung at our concert on the last day of classes. The new music we are singing are songs from various Gilbert and Sullivan shows, including The HMS Pinafore and The Pirates of Penzance. In high school, I wanted to perform "I am the very model of a modern Major General" for our Spring Pops Concert, but was too busy with everything else to learn it. Well now I'm extremely busy with other projects, but now is my one and only opportunity to do so, and I feel I cannot pass on this. So yesterday I said that I would like to try out for the Major General. Hopefully I will get the solo and be Major Generaling it up!

Speaking of G&S, I'm off now to go see "Patience" which happens to be the school musical this year. I'm going home for Easter this weekend, so you may not see another post until after Sunday. And because I worked so hard on modeling it, here is the pen for my retractable pen report:

Thursday, April 08, 2004

Random

Setting: INT - Chris and Nate's Apartment. It's about 11:00 at night, both Chris and Nate are on their respective computers working away on their respective papers. It is silent in the room with the exception of the sound of keyboard keys being pressed rapidly in succesion (as one would when typing a paper). Neither Chris nor Nate have said a word to each other for several minutes.

Suddenly, out of the blue...

Nate: (sings) "When I think about you I touch myself!"

Chris: Well that just reached about an 8.7 on the randometer!

*Pause*

Chris: And please for my sake do not think about me!

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

Quote from class

"The four basic instincts in animals are feeding, fighting, fleeing and the fourth one is an impolite word that means to reproduce."

-my robotics professor

Sunday, April 04, 2004

Amusing Anecdote

After my choir concert this evening, the third performance in as many days, my family took me out to P.F. Chang's for dinner. After eating the meal they gave us all fortune cookies plus one extra. My dad, of all people, turns to everyone at the table and tells us that we should all go around and read our fortunes out loud adding the words "in bed". As confused and amazed as we all were that my father had just said this, we conceded. I said that whoever had the best one should get the extra cookie as a prize. So we each took turns reading our fortunes, and as it turned out I won the little bet with the fortune:

"The sky's the limit this month, in bed"

I took my reward cookie and opened it up to read what the winner's fortune was, and it read:

"Your qualities overshadow your weaknesses, in bed"

What else can I say.......

Friday, April 02, 2004

Busy as a Beaver....

Yah, so this past week has been just as busy as the one before (and the one before, and the one before, etc...). And I get to meet at 7:30 tomorrow morning for my choir tour. So once again my weekend will be packed with another activity. But this should be fun! I just got back from dancing, first time in 3 weeks (not that I'm counting or anything) and now it's time to start packing! Hopefully my life will slow down enough so that I can get back to making real posts, but until then.....
 

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